rage

mood: mad at lucy

scenario: lucy sniffs around the couch ottomon like a maddness has overcome her. as though her most exciting moment in life is about to occur. she noses the ottomon all the way across the room, covering it with dognose droole. I, being her looker-afterer, go to the ottomon to see if I can help her find whatever she's looking for. I run my fingers between the couchy layers and encounter a disgusting slimey geko corpse. Lucy snaps it up in her mouth as I stand there screaming. Sandy is called upon to extract geko from Lucy's mouth and properly dispose of it.

But here is the part that makes me mad. I'm mad at Lucy for making me (expecting me almost) to touch the geko. But even more so, Im mad at her for not letting me be mad at her. She keeps trying to make giant aname eyes at me that say "I'm soooo sorry! I'm so sorry. Love me again please. Please love me!" I refuse to make eyecontact with ms. giant eyes and this throws her into desperation overdrive. She then begins pleading with Sandy with her giant eye innocent stares to which all he can do is beg me to forgive her.

That is fucked up.