Wednesday, September 30, 2009

metro conversation #1

premise: 2 octogenarians sitting on the bus discussing their housemate moving in with her boyfriend.

octogenarian #1 (in russian accent): she's 85 years old! i don't know why she needs a boyfriend... i don't need a man.

octogenarian #2: well some people just like companionship.

octo #1: i was married for 49 years and do not want any other companionship. stan was the man for me. i could could get fat and he wouldn't care. i could do no wrong in his eyes.

octo #2: ooh! and i bet you were feisty!

octo #1: how come you never got married?

octo #2: i was born during the women's rights movement. my mom was a housewife and i never had a model for a woman working and having a family. my dad did not want me to be a housewife like my mom.

end scene.

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