re: foody goody

you distant seattle bretheren. why did u tempt me with your neon pinks and make me get married inside of you?

How to pick up chicks pt 2

as instructed by the Nailin Paylin Porn

"You know if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together."

How to pick up chicks pt 1

As instructed by the Nailin Paylin porn...

A. Knock knock

Q. Who's there?

A. Sherwood.

Q. Sherwood who?

A. Sure would like you to come over here and suck our cocks!

foody goody

Q. why do you make me fat?

A. because your crab rangoons make my heart sing.

RE: twinhobo

b.more orgins are not surprising. b.more is seatown's runty brother on crack. b.more is love.

twin hobo REPORT!!!

dude with maryland lplates is the car in front of me at the twinhobo begging stoplight. hobo is seen mouthing "im from baltimore" to the driver. (!!!!)

code red!

p.boy has secretly been reading secret blogs!