Secret Burgers

Because everyone loves a secret.

is it worth blogging

if Im boring?

maybe.

fact (weak fact)

antidepressants cure my mild "run of the mill" neurosis. It weakens my ability to blog. Which reminds me.... I need to get PooAssBerg's anti-seizure medication refilled. Correction: anti-wiggle medication.

See what I mean?

dear office bacon

you are making me delirious. please stop.

hearts & farts-
p.

Ranger Surplus

p: do you have navy sailor hats in stock?

rs: do you mean the little white circular hats that sailors wear?

p: ...... yes ........

obama h8

dude. Get your fat airforce 1 ass off the runway you dumb fuck. Let the little people fucking fly.

nerdlinger

man on subway.
he wears pleated tapered khaki's,
reads his kindle
and practice his riffs on the safety pole.