people

need to die. they make me hate them. ugh.

vague ass

1. that heidi chick from that show with the old dude on it has the face of a super grand supreme pageant winner in the 2-4 age group. I could see her using butt glue and a flipper.

i hate lucy

she ate my gum. she sniffed it out of my purse, ripped open the packaging, ungingerly removed several pieces from their snug aluminum insulators, and ate them.

rico suave

now raps for the lord.

it seems as though...

the man in the iron lung was plugged in next to a microwave in prison. so the blacks would unplug him whenever they wanted to warm up their rice and mak a ral.

life decision

to go to the redskins' post game bbq or vh1 reality shows, tostino pizza rolls and slanket. i choose slanket.

let down

shnazaellstar's refusal to be on the hunt for jocelyn wildenstein.