i hate lucy

for not eating my chewed mint gum no matter how much i yell at her to eat it.

i lover her for wanting to eat the burt's bees lemon butter cuticle cream. all ingredients are edible. smart poochie.

sammich

heaven = being the veggiebalogna in a sandy and mr glitters sammich wrap

useless destruction

p needs to lear how to gchat from mobile

p needs to end the useless destruction caused by thoughts of crabapple tips

p gets NO PRETZLE

p learns to blog from mobile.

crab apple tips.

stuff that kraut into your pretzel pipe!

tonight

there will be pretzle
there will be beer
there will be krout

shattered dreams

charo doesn't have a christmas album.

just one glorious single:
¿mamacita — donde esta santa claus?

it's NOT gonna be a very charo xmas after all.

lost and found

if it were in your ass, you'd know.