better than teeth?

monsturd

Serial killer Jack Schmidt (Brad Dosland) is a fugitive who has the police and FBI hot on his trail. After being cornered and wounded by law enforcement authorities, he falls into a sewage tunnel where the chemical company Dutech has also been dumping its toxic waste. The poisonous mixture of feces and chemicals mysteriously transforms Jack into a part-human, part-feces monster who sets out on a deadly rampage.

betsy says:

do repulicans call it an "obama-nation"?

oh... wait... do they already DO that?

dear blog, please kill me

if you ever hear me think incredulously to myself "how many cuffed jeans do I have??" again. I won't deserve to live.

please take advantage

sleep on the bed dogs, sleep away.

how do you know so well what drunk me means for you?

also

im not a sex addict 'cordin to the web.

dear mr. glitters

just cuz im drunk and feeding you at 11pm doesnt mean you need to act like u aint hungry cuz i ajint dfeedin u at 730.

big top cupcake

isn't a giant cupcake just a cake?