Inbreeding is not appropriate.

Nor is it funny.

However, if Mr. Glitters were to breed with a Mr. Glitters, the spawn would most likely have some sort of a 'lion's mane' mustache feature. And nubbly gummy teeth.

high goddess supreme

I learned today that I am one rank closer to becoming a veritable god. Expectations = low. Autoflush toilets will continue to flush whilst I pee.

haiku: fail

i chose truffling over pickling
since jess fucked everything up
by signing up for truffles early

word of the day

pooetry

def. a poem about poop.

"tommy"

He just gave me my 3rd can of pabst for free followed by screaming the following phrase to the table next to us:

I DO hang out with a lot of B list celebrities!

Secret confession: I'm not really sure thats bloggable. Shame.

evening tidbit on "tommy"

hideous miami plastic face:
My friend just got out of jail. He's coming tonight. He's not like a sex offender or anything.... we beat each other up sometimes tho....

So tommy, where's your boyfriend?

loud as fuck tommy shouts:

Oh he's with his girlfriend and baby tonight.

phrase of the evening

From Burgers N Beer waiter "tommy" and pronounced in a thick Brooklyn accent with a shoutey/screamy tone:

Drink up! Nobody wants a skinny santa!

I like it cuz it's shaming. Although I would like to modify the phrase to include the word 'asshole' after 'Drink up'. I would then end the chant with a scream of 'DICK'.

Love you blog! kissess!!!