word of the day

asshat

the cost of regrets

wiccan: minus 22

monster: minus 40

chowdah: diarrhea

notable quotables

DOOD. your boobs are huge...

they're like heads...

BABY heads.

regrets

not going to see the super wiccan.

not going to the monster museum.

eating too much clam chowdah.

does your mom like me?

she would like to spend more time with you.

does your mom like P?
possibly

does your mom like kc?
Yes.

Sandy also says

She laughed at me and then I beat her. It was very embarrassing.

I beat her brains out.

Sandy says

If I had a bar, I would serve pretzels.... but not until the bar closed at 2. Everyone would stay late to get one.

Everyone wants a pretzel and everyone gets one.