Wednesday, September 9, 2009

my therapist says

that I am not an "emergency". I am run of the mill neurosis".

How is that supposed to help my psyche?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I dont think

that you deserve any special attention just cuz you fell down the stairs.

why?

Dear blog,

Why am I at an airport bar drinking a $12 double bacardi light and diet coke at 10 AM on Wednesday?

hugznkiss

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Dear Mr. Glitters RE: milk-breath kisses

Dear Mr. Glitters,
I know your milk-breath kisses are a sign of love and I know how much you like to share them... which is very sweet. But, I have recently observed your unique dietary and culunary preferences that seem apparent as the cause of your special-format scent.
I regret to infom that I choose to 'opt out', if you will, of said milk-breath affection. I will advise future changes via fomal correspondence.
Regards.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

i want a chocolate keyboard

i could eat each key one at a time or i could type really fast n then lick my hot chocolate tipped fingers

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

also, i thin it is time to medicate myself (no text)

i LOVE saying "no text"..... so post-whatever.... so uber-everything..... so....

anyway. i will be seeking profesh opinions. medication sure to follow.

dear rio

are you there?

are you home?

are you ready?

i need u.....

now