fatty tag... you're it!

you can always tell an ex-fat by their pepperoni nips.

white wine & lettuce

no more 5 guys.

the small cheeseburger has 550 calories & 32 grams of fat.

sick.

my uterus is squirting

iheartguts.com
The uterus is nice. im wearing it to Harriett's for breakfast this morning.

the greatest question of all time

pasta
OR
sex

sandy says

"I like wood, birds, cars, my baby, pets, and snuzzling. can you put that on a shirt?"

sandy sings

"all my single ladies! all my single ladies!"

then sandy says

"remember when I was OBSESSED with that song?"