dear blog,

Why cant you be a ladycop.

Waiting for me to come home from work.

Wearing your sexy panties.

that is why i hate you

dear blog,

i hate you. you are inconvenient and dont seem interested in accomanying my in the fun things i do.

pelican brief

clamalot

mullet over

murphy's best dragon's nest

sea ya later

the doctor's inn

wall

meet face.

face meet wall.

No Whammies

James wins $15 but loses $7,000 in the short term.

it's obvious your boyfriend makes meth.

he sleeps with a gun under his pillow & has mrsa.

i cant do it

I can not go into work on saturday again.