Craz shniz, who are we?

i finally viewed you in browser format and I was able to see what you were. Looking back is strange, especially from where I am now. I see I was seeking mental health help and the system failed me. That is strange to think about now. It is strange to understand myself now and to understand other people as well. There are a few basics involved in being human. It is not something a system of diagnosis is designed to support.

I wish I could have had a conversation with me all those years ago but I recognize I needed to go through what I went through. I’m grateful mr. glitters was there and I’m grateful I was latched up to the structure of Sandy and work to keep me stable.

You went through so much and you had NO idea that life could be beautiful. No idea how to live. No idea how to love. No clue how to be a human or what it is all for.

I hug you. A big long hug. I feel your pain. I let you go to learn what you need to learn.

word of the day

salchicha.
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dear shnazaellstar

why dost thou forsaketh me?

new career goal

to become "the Anacostia River Keeper"

holla honies

invading DC trying to get their marriage on!

officially offical

twattering for khia aka @DAreaLKhia

re: foody goody

you distant seattle bretheren. why did u tempt me with your neon pinks and make me get married inside of you?

How to pick up chicks pt 2

as instructed by the Nailin Paylin Porn

"You know if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together."

How to pick up chicks pt 1

As instructed by the Nailin Paylin porn...

A. Knock knock

Q. Who's there?

A. Sherwood.

Q. Sherwood who?

A. Sure would like you to come over here and suck our cocks!

foody goody

Q. why do you make me fat?

A. because your crab rangoons make my heart sing.

RE: twinhobo

b.more orgins are not surprising. b.more is seatown's runty brother on crack. b.more is love.

twin hobo REPORT!!!

dude with maryland lplates is the car in front of me at the twinhobo begging stoplight. hobo is seen mouthing "im from baltimore" to the driver. (!!!!)

code red!

p.boy has secretly been reading secret blogs!

for your consideration

scallops are sometimes called: marshmallows of the sea

contagious

after being snowed in with pboy & gayc for a full week, i seem to have contracted their disgusting bodily functions.

loogies & farts galore.

fightingo fight one's

it really is better to watch other people fight then to fight one's self. or to fight one's partner. or to fight one's dog.

dear blog.

maybe i wrote you off too quickly. p seems to still blog. perhaps you arent as irritating as i thought a few days ago. maybe i misjudged. i put byou now on probation.

hopefully this brings more fresh baked pretzles into my life. the end.

the curse of snowbama

and the near empty grocery stores is just the exact excuse that i need to buy all the gross things i've always wanted:

diet root beer
kraft mac & cheese crackers
pickles
chorizo
sour patch kids
mini donuts
bbq chips
2 bottles of wine
pepper jack cheese

i can't wait to make a sammich!

dear blog

i've kinda lost interest in you. i am no longer amused by your services. shall we call this the end?

yes. im doing it.

im watching 'maid droid'