weho program titles

dykes and their dogs

lesbian fashion

GAY XXX

unrelatedly, i held a dinosaur poo last night.

i got

a giant plush hamhock for xmas. his publicist calls him 'family size'. i call him hambone. i love.

i per'did in mah pans'

sandy is washing in out. he is master chef. he is proud to have his own per'd - er - his own woman to share a per'd wif.

the end.

i'm the hustler

www.doodydude.com

a christmas miracle

i saw my future puppy.

he was awesome and his owner had lip implants.

we discussed the amazingness of chinese crested hairless.

must have NOW!!!

best xmas quote ever

sookie: YES michael jackson had SEX!

hambone

hambones r gr8

sandy's mom's new name is sookie

the end

servix

my cervix is the nose of gonzo

house de 1980

why do you look cute?

people

need to die. they make me hate them. ugh.

vague ass

1. that heidi chick from that show with the old dude on it has the face of a super grand supreme pageant winner in the 2-4 age group. I could see her using butt glue and a flipper.

i hate lucy

she ate my gum. she sniffed it out of my purse, ripped open the packaging, ungingerly removed several pieces from their snug aluminum insulators, and ate them.

rico suave

now raps for the lord.

it seems as though...

the man in the iron lung was plugged in next to a microwave in prison. so the blacks would unplug him whenever they wanted to warm up their rice and mak a ral.

life decision

to go to the redskins' post game bbq or vh1 reality shows, tostino pizza rolls and slanket. i choose slanket.

let down

shnazaellstar's refusal to be on the hunt for jocelyn wildenstein.

i hate lucy

for not eating my chewed mint gum no matter how much i yell at her to eat it.

i lover her for wanting to eat the burt's bees lemon butter cuticle cream. all ingredients are edible. smart poochie.

sammich

heaven = being the veggiebalogna in a sandy and mr glitters sammich wrap

useless destruction

p needs to lear how to gchat from mobile

p needs to end the useless destruction caused by thoughts of crabapple tips

p gets NO PRETZLE

p learns to blog from mobile.

crab apple tips.

stuff that kraut into your pretzel pipe!

tonight

there will be pretzle
there will be beer
there will be krout

shattered dreams

charo doesn't have a christmas album.

just one glorious single:
¿mamacita — donde esta santa claus?

it's NOT gonna be a very charo xmas after all.

lost and found

if it were in your ass, you'd know.